Dear, oh dear, what a storm in a teacup. Only in Dulwich could Bonfire Night be transformed into a theatrical performance worthy of a media meltdown before it even hits the stage, as Southwark Council’s events department launches the “consultation” on a non-bonfire event to be held in Dulwich Park during Guy Fawkes weekend.
Entitled “The Colour Thief: A winter extravaganza celebrating the changing of the seasons”, the show promises “journeys through colours and crisis into the misty white beginnings of winter, awash with shimmering choral music and stunning silhouettes”.
Of course it’s always good sport watching the newspapers poking fun at political correctness, but we mustn’t lose sight of the bigger picture here.
Firstly, as much as we all love a party in Dulwich, is it the best use of public funds to spend £55,000 staging a one-hour performance during an already event-laden weekend? And is Dulwich Park indeed the best location for this event? Can our landmark award-winning heritage park handle the influx of thousands of people in such a short space of time, through two Victorian entry gates, without sustaining damage to its infrastructure and delicate planting schemes? To say nothing of the pyrotechnics freaking out the slumbering wildlife. And what if the one-hour timeslot gets rained out… will public money literally run down the drains?
And why are we contracting out the organisation of this event to a Greenwich-based “celebratory arts company”? Why don’t we devolve the funding down to the locally-based Dulwich Festival charity, who have been running the ever-popular Dulwich Festival here since 1993? In fact, with the support of extra top-up funding from the council, we could possibly expand the Dulwich Festival into something truly spectacular that engages a greater number of our diverse community over the period of a week, rather than a one-off ephemeral event.
But, perhaps even more frustratingly, this “consultation” comes at a time when we are in the process of outright begging council officers for just £2000 of council funding to keep our weekly Millwall Friday Night Football sessions – attended by up to 80 young people – going until March. And our Youth Club, run by Redthread, needs funding… as does our local Pensioners Club, sponsored by Dulwich Helpline.
So, while I agree that it might be nice to have a celebratory local event in these economically-challenging times, looking at it from the community perspective, this particular proposal is all a bit like telling a starving person that they can’t have a sensible weekly meal of meat and potatoes, but that they can only have a frivolous over-egged yearly pudding…



How I Became Liberated
Most of you will already realise that I am one of the least political politicians to have ever been elected. Therefore many of you weren’t surprised when, after four frustrating years of serving as a local ward councillor in my previous term of office, I had decided to throw in the towel, provocatively proclaiming that I would pen the ultimate exposé on the vagaries of local government to be entitled, “I’m a Councillor, Get Me Out of Here!”.
Like thousands of voters in the UK, I had lost my faith in the political process.
But then something utterly unexpected happened. After a local newspaper published an article about me standing down, people began to stop me in the streets, imploring me not to go. As I wandered the aisles in Sainsbury’s, clutching parcels of parsnips, residents related tales to me of how I had changed their lives. I was berated as I waited at bus stops.
Prevaricating wildly – should I or shouldn’t I? – I took a deep breath just before the May 2010 election and controversially changed my political affiliation to the Liberal Democrats and declared my candidacy. After improvising an impossibly brief four-week campaign with my new colleagues – which I later described as the political equivalent of speed-dating – I topped the polls in Village Ward as the first-ever Liberal Democrat councillor to represent the constituency.
But it wasn’t the political process that had restored my faith – it was the people of Dulwich who had reached out and touched me.
And that’s what this Blog is going to be about.